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Posted: September 10th, 2008 | Filed under: Last Decade | No Comments »
I am not playing any of the early baseball games today.
Ohio St Might As Well Not Show Up:
my question is…..why WOULDNT everyone be on USC?? what possible explanation can you have to justify taking OSU…..Carroll has proven he is a far better coach than tressell …..
I am from MN in big ten country,and I dont like USC at all,but I dont think there is anyway Ohio State can stay with 10 points of the trojans. They have proved that the last 2 yrs in big games,and I dont see this game being any different. Pete Carrol is 3 times the coach Tressel is,and being a home game,Usc will for sure have even a bigger atvantage. Plus USC has had a week to rest,and prepare for this game.
A big Ohio State fan here but there is no way that ANYONE can believe that they can stay close to USC Saturday.
These last two games against in state CUBCAKES has lefy me speachless to say the least.
Ohio U realy outplayed them for at least 3 quarters and maybe all 4 on both sides of the ball.
I really believe that the lopsided losses in the two last national chambibship games has taken its toll on this team.
USC has inproved and Carroll will open it up more than Trusell will and OSU will get behind like the two national champenship games and CAN NOT come back.
Give me USC for the largest bet of the year for me.
Its about the Money saturday not about where your heart is.
The men of troy in a run away.
Maybe I am just a picky eater, but is CUBCAKE a real food? If it is then how has PETA not made national news for protesting it yet? It has to be a mistake. Unless someone can verify that CUBCAKE is legitimate cuisine I am putting CUBCAKE in the not a typo HOF right next to ‘revambed’.
Anyways, this Carroll is 3x > Tressel talk is pure poppycock. They both have ridiculous track records so far in their careers. They are both also extremely overrated as game coaches. Probably equally so. It is easy to remember the recent NC game fiascoes for OSU and chalk it up to Tressel not being able to coach in big games, but what about Petey? He lost to Stanford as a fucking 40+ point favorite last year. He also blew the 2006 NC against Texas. Neither of these guys are geniuses.
I also find it amusing that OSU’s close game with Ohio last week is the primary reason behind a lot of the bets on USC. The Ohio result is obviously built into the line. The spread for this game would have been between 3.5-7 in Week 1.
Beyond that, is OSU really the first good team ever to struggle in a look ahead game? Are they the first ones to sandbag a little? I’m not saying their struggles last week weren’t genuine, but the Buckeyes had absolutely no incentive to leave it all on the field against Ohio.
OFFICIAL PLAY
KANSAS +3′
KANSAS MONEY LINE.
They still do not give this Kansas team any props. This is one of the MOST underrated defense. There defense will swallow Grothe all day and pressure him all day. Kansas running game will be too much for the Bulls to withstand for four quarters. Kansas too
Kansas likes their running game so much that they called more passes than runs in their first two games against CUBCAKE opponents. I wonder why a team with such a great ground game would do that. Maybe they were trying to get ready to face one of the nations best rush defenses in Week 3. Maybe their running game isn’t very good. Maybe both.
jmw59:
Pounding Kansas here. They only give up 5 pts. a tilt and they’ll score tons
Kansas shut out FIU and held Taylor Bennett to 10 points. Those are some major CUBCAKES. Let’s hold off on anointing them as one of the best defenses in the country for right now.
So far this year I am 19-12 on my games. 11-5 week one and a miserable 8-7 last week. Would be way ahead if I had the money to bet them individually. But since I group them together in 3 team parlays of $5.00-$10.00 each it has not been all that bad.
I hate those miserable 8-7 weeks too, and I am telling you people, IF bets, not Parlays, are a true degenerates solution to cash flow crunches.
MIchigan State -17 FAU has to be the worst 1-A Team there is.
Translation: Worst = team I know the least about. The Owls won the Sun Belt in 2007 and are favored by many to repeat this season. There are at the very least 20-30 teams that are worse than FAU.
California -14.5 Put up 66 offense clicking Maryland 1 step above FAU
Interesting. None of the preseason rankings I saw had Maryland at #119 in the nation.
Texas -24 Arkansas, FAU and Maryland should all be in the same conference so that one of them has a chance at winning it.
What would this conference be called? The Big CUBCAKE?
Arizona -10 like this pick simply because my ex wife lives in New Mexico and now I can’t stand the state. Not to mention Arizona has looked good last couple weeks
I can’t speak from experience, but these ex-wife angles do quite well from what I have heard.
NY Giants -8.5 over St. Louis- Rams look like the NFL version of FAU last week
Maybe the Rams should apply for admission into The Big CUBCAKE.
New England +2.5-Yes it really is +. Cassel is in for Brady but he has been in NE for 4 years and knows the system.
I had a feeling NE wasn’t going to be as contrarian as a lot of people expected. Now I know for certain.
The South Florida D might be a little faster than the Jayhawks, but the Kansas D is seasoned and “salty” as one sportswriter put it
Everyone has their own style when it comes to handicapping games. Some people like their defenses to have speed and talent. Others prefer them to taste good. Neither way is wrong really. I wonder if the Kansas D tastes as good as a properly prepared batch of CUBCAKES.
MICHIGAN ST -16
CURRENT NEWS FROM MICH ST IS THEY HAVE COMMITTED TO POUNDING THE NEXT TEAM THEY PLAY AT HOME, LINE BACKER CORPS FOR THE DEFENSE HAS REINSTATED A DUE OR DIE ATTITUDE FOR THE REST OF THE SEASON KINDA LIKE SMASHUP AND BANGUP ATTITUDE. MORE OPPS FOR THE OFFENSE TO SCORE ON A BAD DEFENSE.
ARIZONA -10
ARIZONA HAS TOO MCUH TALENT AT SPECIAL TEAMS AND OFFENSE FOR AN OVER MATCHED NEW MEXICO TEAM TO HANG IN THERE. EXPECT TO PULL AWAY IN THE SECOND HALF.
GEORGIA-7
WHAT THE HECK WAS VEGAS THINKING? I KNOW WERE IN A RECESSION AND PEOPLE NEED MONEY BUT THIS IS TOO EASY. GEORGIA’S DEFENSE WILL TAKE THE BALL AWAY ATLEAST TWO TIMES, NOR CAN SOUTH CAROLINS OFFENSE KEEP UP WITH GEORGIA’S SUPERRIOR OFFENSE.
NOW TO THE CREM DELA’ CREM
USC-10.5 AND CLIMBING SEEMS LIKE ALL THE CALIFORNIA MONEY IS ON USC AND THIS WEEK IN VEGAS WILL BE A BUCH OF CALFORNIA KNUCKLEHEADS DRINKING AND PARTYING IN LAS VEGAS, GIVING BACK ALL THE MONEY THEY WON ON THE FOOTBALL GAME AND THEN SOMEMORE!!!! TRUE VEGAS SET UP, KEEP’EM COMING IN AND THEY WILL SPEND WHAT THEY HAVE. OHIO ST BETTORS WONT BE SPENDING THEIR MONEY AT THE CRAPS TABLES OR BLACKJACK TABLES CAUSE THEY WONT BE IN VEGAS!!!
NOW ABOUT THE GAME………………DEFENSE,DEFENSE,DEFENSE ….MARK SANCHEZ……SPEED,SPEED,SPEED. HOMEFIELD..REMEMBER THE BAD CALLS IN THE UCLA GAME? OFFICIALS WILL BE ON THE HOME TEAM. ENOUGH SAID. USC ROLLS BY 24
300 TO WIN 3800
My world is collapsing. I have had it wrong all along. Vegas sets these trap lines not to win more money initially, but rather to set their customers up to lose more money playing blackjack and craps down the line. How could I have been so blind?
What has Mark Sanchez proven?
That he is a smart QB who won’t LOSE the game for his team. With the tools to work with around him, I believe he will start to prove a lot more this Saturday.
He proved this when exactly? During the blow out win over an undermanned Virginia squad? I know that Sanchez was able to pass USC’s rigorous rape awareness course, but I don’t think I am ready to label him as a “smart QB who won’t LOSE the game for his team” just yet.

Cubcakes… crem dela’ crem…
Comparing you to this kid is like comparing abbles to oh-ringes.
I knew Wedding Crashers bungled that line.
“Cubcakes and football. That’s what Maryland does.”
Taylor Bennett is an asshole. I hope he contracts hemorrhagic fever.
Michigan State is a lock. Any team who has linebackers with a “due” or die attitude can’t lose.
Do these people really, honestly think that they can win money betting on sports if they can’t spell basic English words like “cupcake,” “improved,” “speech(less),” or motherfucking “do?” Also Arkansas ~= Maryland ~= FAU?!?!?!? What?
Not that it bothers me in the longrun. In fact, it thrills me.
I saw those OSU/USC comments posted on covers yesterday. I am overwhelmed with the great logic, spelling, and especially the use of all caps for an entire post. Also, the fact that the one guy spelled it “cubcakes” and put it in caps tells me that he read over it and thinks that is indeed to correct way to spell cupcakes.
I know you have saide this before (the whole pot calling the kettle black), but making fun of “Cubcakes” so much kind of puts you under the microscope.
It’s cuisine, not quisine. I’m a dick.
Also, I think somepody needs to start an investigation on the combuters of beoble on Covers. Did they all have their ‘p’ and ‘b’ keys switched? First revamb, then cubcake. Look out for the Pig Cubcake conference…
Well, fuck. Typo karma bites back.
I have no clue how I missed that especially with spell check. Retarded. That wasn’t a typo either. The Q is in Washington. The C is in New Mexico. I am a good speller too. I have many deep runs in spelling bees to my name.
So what’s the new logo? Is that burning stacks of cash? 17 pixels don’t provide a lot of detail.
Also, I’ve never thought of the keyboard as a map of the US until reading this site. So, uh, thanks for that.
OK, I’m done now. No more comments for me today.
Funny shit, you pounded the “cubcake” angle pretty hard. At first I thought it was a typo, but that’s not even close to possible.
I should really start reading people’s “analysis” of games instead of only looking at their picks.
I’ll leave the comment about Pete “Ceaser” Carrol “blowing” the 2006 NC game alone, but I will ask if -3 on South Florida on Friday is low enough to get involved (it’s at 5 Dimes) …
Too add…
Florida Atl vs Michigan State was the first game I looked at when it came to a contrarian angle …. All this Ohio State hatred seems so silly and pointless to me
This post has to be one of your finest; I tip my hat to you sir.
I can’t wait until Saturday when I take out a loan and bet on USC, then play “craps + blackjack” with the profits.
Love MD this week with 14.5 at home… I would assume you are pounding this too ML with a 75-25 census? Also like Arkansas alot, although its not as much contrarian… anyways good luck to all this week.
Never mind about Ark. looks like the game got postponed.